nameraka

actually i did know that because i'm a sad, sad person.

that could also be your life story. can't decide which of mine sounds better: 1. frantic downward spiral 2. adventures in daydrinking

Seriously. Fuck this.

no. no, i don't know what the two have to do with one another. why must you question me?

This. Takes like 10 minutes.

uh here. this is to all of you.

Sexy...

omg have you been spying on me again?

i am being myself. that's why my life sucks. maybe i should create a new self and try being myself in a way that's not at all like me.

how exactly does one pull themselves up by the bootstraps? is there a trick to that?

oh, i see. so it's all about you then.

idk people lie to me all the time for no reason. like it's some kind of sick game. god, my life sucks.

you don't have to lie. this is a safe space. we all float down here.

it's probably all that anime you've been smoking. you should get help.

you wait your turn. we're talking about me now.

i'm gonna need you to try harder maybe post nudes or a nice bundt cake recipe or something all this anime, blah, blah, blah, my life sucks, etc, is getting old. now let me tell you how much my life sucks right now...

i made one once. it looked like it turned out pretty good. wasn't about to taste it after i'd jizzed all over it though...

nah this is why they're famous

put on bandaid. stay away from vampire nightclubs for a few days...

imma pass... would def smash this one though...

this one is average height of clowns by country or something. look how short the japanese clowns are.