nameraka

i was literally just about to say this.

turnip

yeah. i'm done. no way i'm watching next season.

unfortunately,, my bank account only contains hypothetical money.

was only hypothetical.

you know what else makes no sense? the expression i could care less. i mean, you have to care in order to be able to care less. so dumb.

this one is also quite lovely.

architecture for example:

never trust a russian with an eye patch. and always double tap to the head. they might be wearing body armor.

Not you.

its never too late to punish your liver.

not a damn one.

psychodelics?

yeah. this is dumb and offensive. i get that soldiers died and shit, but we already have a memorial day. making it a separate day for this specific war glorifies something that shouldn't be. saying this as a southerner with an ancestor who was a confederate soldier.

used to work in a bookstore. actually, these are real, but i've never seen an amish person buy them. maybe they just download them to their e-readers.

loved that movie when i was a kid.

but... it's my lawn.

Everyone should have Dominion over their own body. This should be a basic human right. Wanna fuck it up? Fine. It's yours.

I know you can get the spores legally online. I'd just be afraid I'd end up on some kind of list.