nameraka

honestly, my biggest problem with earth is that she's populated with earthlings, and pretty much fuck them. i'm not having kids, and i don't care what happens to the rest of you when i'm gone. wow. that sounds harsh.

man, fuck this place. i'm moving to mars.

don't talk about how you really feel. ever.

i have a hard time shitting on the orthodox. i mean, at least they're sensible enough to let their priests be married.

They're running out of time.

Is there alcohol involved?

That's kind of a personal question.

Damn. I'm a cold sob and all, but not that cold.

I want to start prepping to shit all over it.

Necrophilia is wrong.

i don't understand what you mean i just like rusty spoons...

safety first, people.

we did it in my sister in laws back yard. catering by chick-fil-a only family and a few close friends invited. my dad was the minister. my wife's uncle provided the music. basically we just rented some chairs. total cost was about $1000. my advice would be to keep it simple.

idk. maybe it's because i'm not in recovery, but exactly one person in my life knows i'm an alcoholic. when i did manage to get sober for a bit, i didn't tell anyone because i didn't want them to know i was an alcoholic to begin with.

make me.

nobody understands me either. we should stand on opposite sides of the room from each other and occasionally make uncomfortable eye contact.

don't tell kylo. https://www.reddit.com/r/starwarsspeculation/comments/91ma5x/snokes_master_plan/

definitely not in the microwave, though.

somewhere...

yeah. high powered electromagnets are no joke.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Marvel/comments/bezs3y/captain_americas_shield/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

*Braces for downvotes*

Why did grandpa climb the telephone pole with a backpack full of bananas?