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You have so much to learn, young one.

Does it contain a cake recipe?

You referring to "Cake Fails" or "Cake Wrecks"?

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/publix-censors-teens-summa-cum-laude-graduation-cake_us_5b042efbe4b003dc7e46a54a

How's that going to beat a whiny ol' white woman or Walter the puppet's double?

Masochist!

Don't believe them. Mgmt will either put the reviews for the most difficult people first (if they're smart) or last (bad move). Short reviews are great, from the reviewer's perspective. It means they didn't have much they could complain about & you didn't give them an ulcer by complaining about everything/everyone. I hated giving reviews.

Clicked some link when I wasn't really paying attention & ended up with "Golden Palace Casino" virus. Took about half a day to clean the thing out of everywhere it had infested.

I opt for intelligence, with a side of sarcasm...

The news stated that the Royal Family paid for the ceremony. The town of Windsor I think was paying for the stuff outside, but considering the tourists there lining the route and shucking out $$$ into the local economy, I doubt they took a loss.

I didn't wake up to watch. The Sun came up & the freakin' birds were chirping outside. I came downstairs & it was on at the point where they were doing the vows.

Didn't care about the particpants, but the ceremony was interesting. Kinda wondered about the aisle - since the procession walks out over the final resting place of Henry VIII, Jane Seymour & King Charles I - I guess they never had the "it's disrespectful to walk on someone's grave" thing in England...unless it is meant as a diss. And unlike others in my family, I don't know much about horses, but I could tell there was one during the carriage ride that wanted to break free & run. The rider was really having to fight with it.

It's that thing that keeps you from getting Alzhiemer's - keeps the plauque outta your brain.

That's because it's a type of nightshade berry.

We only had one TV when I was growing up (Living Room). We didn't get a color tv until I was 9, maybe a 19 inch diagonal at that time. One phone in the Kitchen. I think I finally got a landline phone when I was 17. Should have been careful what I wished for, all the phones rang when the store alarm went off at 2am. Didn't get a tv until I was 25 & had moved out. My folks sent me a 12" B&W that had been hit by lightning - to turn it off, you had to unplug it.

"Scotch and Soda Mud in your eye Baby, do I feel high, oh me oh my Do I feel high..."

Mater tua criceta fuit, et pater tuo odoratúsque ex elderberry

"Maybe you’ll marry, maybe you won’t Maybe you’ll have children, maybe you won’t Maybe you’ll divorce at 40 Maybe you’ll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary Whatever you do, don’t congratulate yourself too much, or berate yourself either. Your choices are half chance; so are everybody else’s"

Full disclosure - here's who posted it on FB

...is this?