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Not a movie, but I think History Channel (or one of the other similar channels) did a documentary on it with a timeline. I personally remember that one of the countries to the north was like, "Hey, what are you guys doing? There's a whole bunch of radiation here!". And typical Soviet response, "We're doing nothing, who says we're doing anything?"

If you don't send it in, you might get prostituted by the D.A.!

The Yogurt makes it a health food!

Brandy, you say? https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/bananas-foster-recipe20-1945541

I'd suggest "The Dating Game", but we already know you haven't been able to win at that.

If it weren't illegal, sending them a doctored card that burst into flames upon contact with the air would be pretty funny.

...I mean, it was on a "Barclays" letterhead and everything!

Watch the movie "In Cold Blood" (the one with Robert Blake) with her. That'll change that attitude.

I guess she found out who was behind the green screen pictures.

If we're lucky, we might be able to do something tomorrow. Today was another bust, but I did find something I could kinda work on saved to my C drive.

I was told around 1:30 pm local that it would probably be around 18hrs. before the systems were back up. That'll kill tomorrow, but Friday's gonna be a major pain.

In a situation like this, "Not your circus, not your monkeys".

CTZ

I think I completed 5 crossword puzzles. 5 of 6 processing PCs rebooted overnight, one BSOD'd. The one that worked (mine) could only open text files. Network servers had crashed. I could bearly handle the excitement.

If you're letting them do the financing, they're probably hitting a bunch of different banks/loan agencies - each of which may put an inquiry on your report

A cure for cancer, alzheimer's & all other diseases. I may be easy, but I'm not cheap. Just kidding, I'm neither easy nor cheap.

"Summer's here & the time is right..."

Somewhere between $0 and the National Debt.

"I love to go to the park & watch the kids yell & run...'cause they don't know the gun isn't loaded." - Emo Phillips

"I'd do a balloon fetish joke, but if it didn't go over well I'd feel deflated" (rimshot)

I have a question. Do you have another job, outside of stand-up? The reason I ask is because I had a bit of difficulty getting comfortable with not having some tangible result of doing a show on air. Every other job I'd ever had, I could point to something I did, something that physically existed because of the effort I made. It was a little weird being on air for 6 hours and not having anything unless I made an aircheck tape. (and I used to cringe when I listened to those, catching every time I said "tuh" instead of "to") Maybe it was because I didn't even have any feedback either, unless and until the PD reviewed an aircheck tape.

I thought it was the obvious joke, or... "Trust tsar to state the obvious first!"

You expected better performing for a bunch of crabs?