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You'll put your eye out, kid!

Moose with a hat? What about a Moose Hat?

Ringo, with Burton Cummings (of The Guess Who) - Nice Jacket!

You'd get a pass if you were this guy -

All Chicago media on Sunday: "On Thursday, we're going to drop 20° by the afternoon". All Chicago media on Monday: "On Thursday, we're going to drop 20° by the afternoon". All Chicago media on Tuesday: "On Thursday, we're going to drop 20° by the afternoon". All Chicago media on Wednesday: "Tomorrow, we're going to drop 20° by the afternoon". Chicago media interviewing locals on the street, obviously not dressed for the weather - "I didn't know the temperature was going to drop."

If one is an Antler hat, you could do the Antler Dance! https://snltranscripts.jt.org/76/mgrasantler.phtml

Loss Leader - get the foot traffic in the store.

@Vela The mercenaries would be charged with protecting the native Amazonians, by any means necessary, and stopping any further intrusion/encroachment into the rainforest. The Les Paul is so I have something to do...maybe a Hammond B3 too.

...and maybe a black Gibson Les Paul Custom.

Don't worry about it...

Mercenaries

He'll never catch up...

Even as a Bears fan, I was surprised by this - in the entire history of the NFL, no other quarterback has done all this in one game -

Me either, until I moved to Corporate.

Something something Birthday...something something Old Fart.