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The same sort of mentality that will have people asking, "Have you heard that great original song by Billie Eilish? It's called 'Yesterday'".

Joke from "Temperature's Rising", the tv show that Cleavon Little (Blazing Saddles) starred in: You know why Doctors really tie a knot in a baby's umbilical cord? Why? Because if they didn't the baby would go (doctor makes a loud raspberry sound & moves his index finger erratically in the air - like a loose balloon losing air)

Meh. Warmed over Phil Silvers routines, just like Flintstones was The Honeymooners. And Heathcliff was the worst, after Chattanooga Cats.

Congrats! Yeah, making good money is life changing, ain't it? Wait until you make "scary good money", the kind of cash that you start questioning if you deserve it for what you actually do. Or the kind that makes you a "downsizing target".

And my point is, if free will is a lie, then the person who lies, the person who steals, the person who kills, the person who's a racist, or a sexist, etc. should be forgiven because they never had any choice to do otherwise. I don't buy it.

Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

So you had no choice but to make this thread?

Not a good idea, considering that it's awfully germ riddled and might have traces of drugs. Best clean it first, but don't let the Feds know. I understand they don't like people laundering money.

It's a hockey related song by Warren Zevon.

Who writes fiction about fans?

Apparently not enough to get thrown in the pokey because he "HIT SOMEBODY"!!!

...but I didn't shoot the documentary...

There used to be a site that had an editable fake link which when clicked on would download a program that turn the target users computer speakers all the way up & lock them so they couldn't be muted. It would then play, "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M WATCHING PORNOS OVER HERE!". It was the rickroll of the office before there was a rickroll.

I thought it was "Christmas cake".

Or you could have asked if she had a piece of paper to write something on, & if she said "yes", gave her your number.

Writing a note on a napkin might have been a better idea. Something she alone might see & keep.

I wouldn't put personal info on any store copy. You don't know who gets to see it and what they'd do with it. You might even have gotten her in trouble.