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But I already have that when I ingest fructose.

You have the power to be invisible, but only to the people you love. I want the power of having no superpowers whatsoever.

Years ago (1981), this goofy movie came out that helped to start the Nostradamus craze. It was called "The Man Who Saw Tomorrow" and was narrated by Orson Wells, giving it some air of credibility. In the movie, there was this ridiculous scene of household appliances attacking humans. I think that one of the things was that the guy's tie got caught in the blender. Really wacky stuff, presumably based upon one of MdN's quatrains. Very far fetched. Just read another article today about a young family that got hacked through their smart thermostat (didn't use 2 factor) and all their smart stuff in the house was compromised. They caught on because they heard a man's voice in their baby's room. The father ran up there & looked around but found nothing. He took his kid downstairs, then found the thermostat had been turned to 90F. Then they heard a voice in the basement. The guy was now talking directly to the man, threatening him, using racial slurs & profanity. Using the families smart cams, he could see exactly what they were doing as well, wherever a cam was. They've got the authorities investigating. Weird that something that was sooo off the wall (appliances attacking humans, well before the internet became public) is now perfectly feasible. EDIT - Right after posting this, my internet went down. Creepy.

The upper .5% can afford tax advisors & tax attorneys & tax shelters....

As an infant, I had colic. The picture is a more involved recipe than my Dr. had prescribed. Drop the Lemon Juice and Honey. One time, my Mom forgot and gave me a second dose...I was plastered before I was 1 yr. old! My Dad said he smacked my butt & I just laughed.

Probably playing with his Alpha Bits.

Bring it

I thought it was by 2023. Whatever - I'm worried about what will happen to small businesses. Will storefront places with just a handful of employees have to let people go, cut hours or just outright fold? But I also understand the other side of the argument. I expect that companies will become even more stringent about employees following corporate rules or being fired.

Even my state was way more than that. BTW - I also closed my "brick & mortar" bank accounts and moved to an online one. Why get only .01% APY when I could be getting over 2% APY.? Check out Bankrate.com.

My Fed refund's been in the bank for about 4 days now.

I think you misheard - it was probably "Sonic eatin' Cicely Tyson".

https://wgntv.com/2019/02/05/its-official-universal-orland-how-has-a-butt-naked-farting-troll/

No, send it to Chris Hansen. Oh, wait...

Bots don't need alts.

GinaSzanboti, Foley_is_Good, Romana, alchemistress, Gheelnory, VicodinEs, VashvsGoku, Foreignlawns, Mookielady, inu_is_best (swiping names from the AS Trivia Challenge) http://www.funtrivia.com/private/main.cfm?tid=57077

She was a long time stalwart on the ASMB. She has been here a couple times to carry on the tradition of making "Valentine's Day Snog" threads.

I wonder about people that rush to shop at liquidation sales. There was a couch I wanted to get when I worked at Wards, but at $899 it was too expensive. After Wards closed, I went to the liquidation sale at one of the stores & found out that the liquidator had marked the price up to the MSRP ($1299), then reduced it 20% so it was "ONLY $1039!!!". I walked out, but not before noticing the traffic within the store of people falling all over themselves to grab up these "bargain prices". These were the shoppers that wouldn't shop at Wards, spending more than if they had shopped there in the first place.

Waiting for the annual reappearance of Romana.

KillerDevdasi, and I remember one of the other Romanesque names - GaiusJuliusCesar. I still think there were others, maybe a Cassius___. One messaged me, saying that he thought that he & I could take over the boards...I ignored him.

The recommended amount for a circular rack is 144 units, unless you want your product thrown on the floor because the customer can't put it back. You don't use circular racks for seasonal fashion product, because it has a short sales life, usually around 8 weeks before you need to start marking it down. The racks in question are used for those items. If the racks were set up like a plus sign, you'd only be able to get product on two arms, that's why the rack is set up as it is.

Barely on topic, argumentative reply leading to a thread hijack.

"It's just another day...do do do doodoo do"