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annnnndddd.......the power's gone out.

Not wrong - I knew it wasn't Chicago, but you find something similar that is in Chicago.

Maybe this will help (it can't hurt, can it?)...

Don't care - filled trash cans are blowing down the streets here.

Here's a couple more

One of us...one of us...

Take a queue from the old show "Barney Miller" & read "Fear of Flying".

A nice Ox Tail soup (sometimes called barley soup) is good on cold days. Chili too.

That's a great cartoon!

Happy Birthday, etc. ect. Statistical odds aren't that bad. Odds are pretty good for 2 people in a group of 30 having the same birthday. (The things I learned in Electronics classes) https://betterexplained.com/articles/understanding-the-birthday-paradox/

Not grammar. "Of" is the wrong word entirely. "Should've" would have worked.

https://www.sunnyskyz.com/blog/2649/Physicist-Wins-Ig-Noble-Prize-For-Study-On-Whether-Cats-Should-Be-Classified-As-Liquids-Or-Solids

Templeton?

Obviously shops at "The House of Luchador".

If that's so, then there were 299 others let go for the same reason.

I know he's scary, but someone should of said something "should have said something."