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D'awwwww....

Thanks, it's not mine. Stolen from the web.

But all your base are belong to us.

Geez, as soon as I saw the name it dawned on me - Rev. Scott!

Stolen from Mike "Dirty Jobs" Rowe -

Sounds like the line in Chapin's "W-O-L-D". "I'm the big-time guest MC You should hear me talking to the little children And listen to what they say to me"

Don't boo me, boo radley!

You mean like, "Unlike our competitors, we've come out publicly against genocide!"

"Benny Hill Song" smh.

Depends on the area. There's a good storefront place in a strip mall about 6-7 mi. from me. There's another place that's nearer to me that isn't as good, but they make up for it by being ridiculously overpriced...like because they're place is fancier looking, it's better. I miss being able to walk to a really good one near where I had my condo in Chicago. I heard they changed hands & now it's pretty bad. Loved the Chicken Chow Fun.

Then my job here is done.

Not sure about any others, but "JIF" is made with sugar & molasses. I suppose some company could create a PB that's chemically sweetened.

He didn't, when you think about how the story ends - no hair, still brings down the house.