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Alice Cooper. He's covered old songs before...

Not how it works, trust me.

I asked because my maternal ancestors were out of Crawford Co.

What county in So. IL?

https://www.illinoispolicy.org/chicago-alderman-proposes-tax-on-childbirth/

Ditto

Got it when I first started working on the clock as a "stockman" in a store. Some woman asked to use the dressing room and the clerk let her in even though she didn't seem to have any clothes to try on. She puked all over the place (a version of Hong Kong was going around). Naturally I get called, took one look & emptied a large can of Lysol in the enclosed space & tried to cover my face as best I could. A few days later, I came home from school & was really hungry, so I made and downed 2 foot long sandwiches, then preceded to fall asleep. I woke up, threw up & passed out. We ended up having to throw out the mattress. Every time I moved in bed, I had to make a mad dash to the can. I was down for around a week.

Which the author stated was a coincidence and would have been changed if they'd spotted it sooner. HAL wasn't the original name for the computer either.

While IBM provided tech assistance, in the story is that HAL 9000 was created at the University of Illinois.

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

Get a recording of the "boop" made when you scan something on a loop and run it when you walk among them again. See if the supervisor reacts.

D'awwwwwwww

And as it extrudes from your pores, your friends say, "Suddenly, I've got a taste for Italian food!".