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tsar4

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  1. Wanton what?
  2. Why do you have to bring up political discourse?
  3. I ain't 'fraid of no ghosts.
  4. "You better think..."
  5. My weed is spectacular...if you're a Monarch butterfly.
  6. How about a "van down by the river"?
  7. "Words that never were true, spoken to help nobody but youuuuuuuu..."
  8. tsar4

    Patience

    "I've killed as many of them as they have me."
  9. tsar4

    Patience

    it's a virtue that hasn't been bestowed on most humans.
  10. I've had plenty where I think it would have tasted better if I were hammered.
  11. That's bot talk!
  12. Pettifoggery!
  13. Might be the igniter. When the thermostat senses that the temp is too low, it sends a signal to start a cycle. The fan may kick in to purge the cold air before the furnace engages, then the gas starts & the igniter is supposed to light the gas. A sensor is supposed to shut everything down if the igniter doesn't start, so you don't fill the place with gas.
  14. "Nah, the iguanas in Florida aren't dead...they're stunned..." "...the cold stunned them!"
  15. Missing "Customers: Why the HELL aren't you open?????"
  16. Terry Jones https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-51209197
  17. Chevy Chase: A reminder to those of our viewers who missed our story last week on the influx of so-called Killer Dope in urban areas around the country. "Weekend Update" has been analyzing the samples of marijuana sent to us anonymously all week. We are pleased to reprot that, so far, the only significant finding has been that if you force a baby squirrel to smoke seven-hundred cannabis joints a day, he will become disoriented, seems to take the laws of self-preservation less seriously, tending to play with his nuts rather than store them.
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