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Atacama Mummy

1 yr and 4 months prior to this image being taken, this poor animal was picked up and carried by a tornado a mile or two. She was terrified of any storms within 25 mi. thereafter. We were her 2nd owners. She wasn't an old dog, but she looks like one - probably suffered from PTSD.

Most people use it to clean, but...

Got any Ajax cleanser? It would greatly improve your odds.

I grew up with Rocky & Bullwinkle, nothing makes me wince, not even their hunt for the "Kirwood Derby".

Leprechauns don't do gold anymore. They're big into Bitcoin.

Bears Fans this season: "Trubisky is the reason for all our problems. He's a terrible QB and anyone else would be better." Bears Fans (after learning the Bears signed Dalton 1yr/$10M): "Just shoot me!"

Happy Birthday whome...whoever...YOU!

"I'm gonna shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle!"

International Blackadder Status day 2021.

In honor of Pi Day -

Hey, it could have been the "Weekly World News".

You just did.