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I don't think kissing the mirror in the office bathroom counts as kissing a coworker.

Dead robot?

Paper loss, just like when my mortgage was underwater. Nothing you can do but wait it out.

The "Oil Collapse" seems to be pretty much a manufactured stunt by the Saudis. Not sure what the intent is, but it coincides with the heir apparent Prince detaining other royals.

Yes, yes - we all like Jim Beam.

Had that - first eye doc to give me contacts gave me 2 different brands/types, 1 for each eye. Ended up going to the ER because it felt like I had a rock under my eyelid after I took them out to the point I couldn't sleep. I had to wear an eye patch for a couple weeks & the ophthalmologist was cursing under his breath about the doctor, but wouldn't tell me I was miss-prescribed. The doc that gave me the contacts blamed me for saying they felt ok. I only had them in a couple of minutes in his office & he sent me off with them, it wasn't like I was there for an hour & could say one felt bad.

Trying to dig one out that's rolled up under the lid is nothing compared to accidentally grabbing & pulling the sclera.

"They're picking up prisoners and putting them in a pen and all she wants to do is post, post"

3/8 - watching the Ladies call the Blues/Hawks game. They're technically alright, but there's no excitement to the call. And they shouldn't be talking about what one of the players said in an interview when one of the teams is threatening.

Didn't a few of us tell you to talk to "camo guy" instead of initally fretting about the whole relationship thing?

Я извиняюсь, нет.

Nope.

There are only 2 things I remember from "St. Elsewhere". The ending episode, and Mandel as Dr. Fiscus performing his latex glove standup routine for someone. That person doesn't laugh, and Mandel said something like, "Well, it was funny when the guy on tv did it". I always wondered what brought on his "hide from the world, germaphobe" stage. Thought about it some more & I think Mandel/Fiscus is in a hospital bed for some reason & 2 of the other doctors try to cheer him up by doing the latex glove routine, and Mandel doesn't laugh.

In Soviet Russia, potatoes mash you!

Yeah, but Chad is a know-nothing trust fund frat boy, like Chip Diller.

Because noses don't run in your family? I'll see myself out.