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Rumor is he's going to the Bucs.

You got something else that isn't in the 24,932nd repeat?

So is John Wick 4.

"People who have fructose intolerance should limit high-fructose foods, such as juices, apples, grapes, watermelon, asparagus, peas and zucchini. Some lower fructose foods such as bananas, blueberries, strawberries, carrots, avocados, green beans and lettuce may be tolerated in limited quantities with meals." - Mayo Clinic

March 16: The Raiders have signed quarterback Marcus Mariota.

Why would anyone ruin a nice salmon like that?

Covid 19 is serious business. But if you want to find out why Gov Fatso was so po'd ... he's screwed up this state so bad (along with Madigan's idiots in Springfield) that even his money can't buy us out... "Whether or not the U.S. technically hits a recession as a result of the coronavirus, the economy will take a hit and lead to financial pain. In emergencies like this, state governments typically dip into reserves, or “rainy-day” funds, to cover shortfalls. But Illinois only has enough cash in its rainy-day fund to last about 15 1/2 minutes. That’s how long the $1.19 million in the Illinois Budget Stabilization fund would last in a state that intends to spend $40 billion this fiscal year. Experts say states should have enough stored away in savings to cover about a month. Rainy-day funds are important because they let state governments fund core services when economic downturns cut into expected tax revenue. Springfield’s spending habits and resistance to reform have made Illinoisans severely vulnerable in the event of a fiscal crisis – and lawmakers’ increasing reliance on volatile revenue sources only compounds the state’s exposure to risk. Illinois received a grade of “D” for its reserve funds in the most recent report on state budgeting by the Volcker Alliance. Only Illinois and Kansas received that poor of a grade for 2019."

https://wgntv.com/sports/bears-to-sign-tight-end-jimmy-graham-to-a-two-year-deal-report/

I take it that your state hasn't closed all restaurants/bars to dine-in customers?

"Over Macho Grande?"

Just answer the door, coughing uncontrollably.

I have this great idea for a meme, but I'm afraid it would set off a "tide pod" situation.

I've heard that some of these are being used as a malware delivery system, so don't click any links.