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Are those still a thing?

I think the Covid quarantine has effected your taste.

Plot twist - you're the dead guy haunting your workplace.

Professional Overachiever

"Carbomb" speaks - Credits 'shrooms for saving his life. https://www.stcatharinesstandard.ca/ts/sports/hockey/opinion/2020/11/28/i-was-lost-ex-nhl-enforcer-daniel-carcillo-says-magic-mushrooms-saved-his-life-and-offer-real-hope-for-mental-health-treatment.html

Misunderstood the topic... Very close to a famous location.

Think about it - if you do your job and "distribute" these to their ultimate locations, what does the salary matter?

Meh, I was already old in '03.

This keeps appearing on one of the job sites when I plug in "Allocation" (aka distributing stuff to various places) - At first, I thought that it had to be an acronym for something other than the one that immediately jumps to mind...but nope. So apparently this is the hardcore version of Allocation.

That's why many find a similarity between cats & women.

Remdesivir

I don't see why not. But this brought up something I had not realized, I never have dated a woman with the same first name as a relative. Seems kinda odd. I don't think I was ever interested in a woman with the same first name as a relative...maybe there's a subliminal factor?

Too bad you didn't know a Charles who happened to be sitting with you. 'WTF you talking about, Charles is right here next to me!"

Not true if you malabsorb Mannitol.

Wait - have you read Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker series? If not, hie thee there.

LotR, but you must follow it immediately with Harvard Lampoon's "Bored of the Rings".