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Everything I've heard about Ethel M. (Mars) Chocolate's is that they will show how weak Hershey is by comparison.

FSB leaked emails - "Total Cleansing of Ukraine"

*raises a Bailey's & Coffee* Here's to Diana Ross, Vikki Lawrence, Sandra Day O'Connor, Steven Tyler, Martin Short, John Stockton, Alan Arkin, Kiera Knightley, Bob Woodward, the late James Caan, Teddy Pendergrass, Johnny Crawford, Leonard Nimoy, Robert Frost, Sterling Hayden ("Brig. Gen. Jack D. Ripper"), Strother "What we have here...is a failure to communicate" Martin, & Duncan Hines ... ...but especially to Jennifer Grey and Marcus Allen... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhdOPhTHeoE

*raises an eyebrow* Considering we only have Bottles and on-tap, this should be interesting.

I'm good. Clipboard refused to release a previous copy. Every paste was the same thing, but I made it submit to my will.

*tsar returns from the back, bruised & bleeding...delivers the order & cracks open a Green River* Sorry, I was having computer issues. NP:

NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HAIHSqiwAA *tsar raises a shot and nods toward the ceiling* Happy Birthday, Bela.

Wait, did you say "Stranahan's?"

*Pours pint glasses full of freshly made Sangria* NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1mJRmM7Ql4

https://www.esquire.com/food-drink/restaurants/a43366499/best-tavern-style-pizza-us/?mibextid=l066kq

*tsar lines up a few Cement Mixers & raises one* "To Luuv!"

"We must, indeed, all hang together or assuredly we shall all hang separately." - Ben Franklin

Why wasn't I asked to join?

*Set the drink before Rogue*

What tab? *Pockets the money*

*tsar gestures to the bouncer* NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipmCyuIHLj0

The last person I saw drink the stuff kept going back for more, then left the party, went down to the river & came back with a large stone. He claimed it was a turtle and could not be dissuaded. Claimed he was going to make turtle soup.

Give it a second or two... (trash can punch - prepare realemon limeade per instructions, mix with realemon lemonade prepared per instructions, add a can of Hawaiian Punch, stir in a bottle of vodka and a pint of Everclear, add sliced fruit)

*tsar reaches under the bar, ladles a dark purple liquid into a pint glass and passes it to PhilosipherStoned* Enjoy your Trash Can Punch!

NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MP1uEmQHtiw

Chicago Tavern style, party cut.

Pizzas are ready