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*tsar peers over the bar* I got you. NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NWYXJ04KCM

*tsar sighs, grabs something from behind the bar, moves over to where The_annoying_one is laying and places orange traffic cones around him*

*tsar deftly mixes Wild Turkey 101 with the rest of the ingredients and serves to The_annoying_one with a flourish*

How about a Stone Sour?

*pours SuperWastedOnLife a proper pint, and despite finding basketball less entertaining than a bad round of golf, turns on the game as requested*

(yawn) NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m121tmJzcAc

*Delivers the order* NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBlB8RAJEEc

*tsar comes back from the basement with a case of Jameson* Ok, here's the deal. We're going to create a "Wall of Remembrance". Everyone will get free shots to drink a toast to those who have gone before us on the boards. We will do shots until we run out of names to toast, or are too drunk to remember. Each name will go up on the wall. I'll start - To RyanfromtheShire/Ryanasfolk (and some other alias I don't remember). "Ypa!"

*passes Crapshot a glass of water* Thought you looked familiar.

*passes a rocks glass, half full of Jameson's* Yeah, I take requests, whether I play them is another story.

*slides you a "Bubble Up* 7up is for mixer only. Be thankful it's not "Teem".

BTW - it's the 49 anniversary of the release of "Apostrophe" today.

*places order where atomicinumatt was sitting* "The New York Dolls covered it too." NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbKREkuDh3s

*Places the drinks before atomicinumatt* NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4h9PbMucPXU

*sets up drinks,. faces atomicinumatt* "What's with the "Have a nice day" t-shirt?"

I did try, but LastFM did away with Groups, apparently some time ago. No more "ASMB Jukies".

"Don't step on The_annoying_one when you need to rush in there."

*slides Farful's order on to the bar, while thinking of the line from Nick the bartender in "It's A Wonderful Life"*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPpGp_J3z2A

Today, on FB...

*places shots of malort in front of scoob & lupin* NP: https://youtu.be/BPPtrqvHGEg

*entire bar goes quiet, which is understandable with only a couple of patrons* We don't use that word here. *slides a White Ukrainian to the_annoying_one*

No Coors. The ghost upstairs gets very active when someone even mentions that stuff. NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhw1XMBDx80

Schlitz, Blatz, Meister Brau, Fox DeLuxe...