Azalar Hex

You can be as awkward as you want as long as I get to smell like acorns without complaints.

I'll be dead by the end of the year.

I've been on this mental crash myself a couple of times before. Hanging out for years and only managing to be background noise. I've popped on the AS boards a couple of times and made much worse threads. Just had to eventually accept the AS group is about as good as it's gonna get. Nobody's told me to post a suicide video yet. A couple of folks have told me I'm pathetic, but online that's about as tame as you can get. These guys are like the psych ward of the internet. Your day is a success if you made it through without having somebody jab a plastic spork into your eye.

"I sat in honey earlier."

Glaze their donuts.

Here comes the pee pee train down the tunnel! WHOO WHOOOOOO!

I've never been to Dollywood. Always seemed like an Opryland knockoff to me as a kid. I knew it was only a matter of time before this state would burst into flames after all this dry garbage. Here's to hoping that orange glow just stays a glow only visible at night where you are. I'm gonna start doing my rain dances again. You people think I'm being sarcastic, don't you.

I'm a member at a lot of different places. ... berries.

Bacon and pepperoni pizza which I will almost certainly be diarrheaing out in about an hour.

This is because I cheated on that game, isn't it?

Triple-ended dildos mounted onto mannequin heads. Because when aliens come to earth they'll show up wearing dildos on their heads and fail to look menacing.

New footage released for the live-action Bambi reboot.

Emoticons are for lazy women and fags.

I'd love to see somebody try to blackmail me by threatening to show people videos of me pumping my shotgun. I'd blackmail them by threatening to tell people they willfully chose to watch me.

How can you tell if a person is lazy?

[glow=#4400ff,2,300]Looks like some of the forum themes put the lines back in by default ( Facade is one. ). So you'll end up with double lines before signatures this way. I mean, if you like lines, this is more lines. But yeah ... OCD. [/glow] I'm all up in here with lineception.

[glow=#4400ff,2,300]Because I have to feel special, I'mma take this opportunity to say anyone wanting a divider before their signature because they are OCD like I am about it can throw in a [hr] tag above it in their sig settings to draw a line like the one above the cat image below. Honestly I'm just using this as an excuse to post.[/glow] EDIT: And it no longer works. Guess that was a no-no. EDIT: And it works again. Yup.

[glow=#4400ff,2,300]Emily Browning is hot. I find it surprising that she's actually not that much younger than me.[/glow]

Resident Evil didn't have any sex against prison bars. That's all I remember from the Bloodrayne movie.

I was going to find some boob, but I kept coming across breastfeeding pictures. Which is the opposite of boob. Ruin something else, shitty babies.

Probably Undertale.

[glow=#4400ff,2,300]I've hidden a nude image somewhere on the internet. The first one to find it will get a clue to the location of the mint condition 1978 penny I hid somewhere in Denver, Colorado back in 2001.[/glow]

[glow=#4400ff,2,300]That nasty. Saliva shouldn't be shared.[/glow]