Azalar Hex

My nephew got Persona 5 from his father for the hell of it. Since he's a little spoiling shit I decided to get the game, too. Thing is I don't own a PS3, so I remedied that. Bought a budget system. Used. 12GB. Thinking that 12GB is going to bite me in the ass. That's assuming the system that shows up doesn't have those queer foreign doodledanglies that don't fit into US outlets, ends up coming with an XBox controller instead of a PS3 one, or has German cockroaches inside of it. ( Supposed to be coming from Alabama. ) I'm wondering how hard it would be to upgrade the HD on the thing if that turns out to be an issue. With my luck the thing will show up having already burst into flames inside the package.

Because I can only watch guys doing the helicopter with their penis for so long before it starts to get stale.

I shat myself in 5th grade once because the teacher didn't believe that I had the runny doodoos. If you are upset that there isn't an actual game here then you obviously don't read many of my posts.

I got me some karmas back when post likes weren't a thing and folks would feed you a karma as a post like. Ever since I read that the actor who played Mystique in the X-Men movies was forced to pee standing up and as a result pissed on her costume, leaving a distinct smell of urine, I just can't fap to her implied nudity any more. My old roomate always smelled like piss.

Yeah we've been through all the deep cleaning and throw everything out crap. We had an infestation that showed up here in November of last year. I went through the steps of researching what to do, what to clean, what has to go, what has to stay in a bag for three months. Got new mattresses, got bags to put over those mattresses. Threw out the old ones and about six bags of clothes, blankets, and pillows. Three cabinets, and two couches. Even had to throw out the pictures my niece had drawn for me and the little paper cat she made which really pissed me off. The entire thing was a massive shitstorm of boiled ass and I was happy when it was over. But now it has just fucking hit the reset button on itself. And the landlord isn't giving us a free pass this time.

I'm getting on the edge of just screaming as loud as I can right now. This whole disaster hasn't set in all the way yet. I'm staring at my bed knowing I won't be able to sleep in it again for weeks like the last time this happened. I won't be sleeping period. Every fucking waking moment is going to be spent feeling like they are crawling all over the place. I'm not ready for this shit again.

Mother fucking bed bugs. We had a nightmare back at the start of the year cleaning everything out and steaming the shit out of this apartment for three months. Had to live out of garbage bags. No dishes. Everything plastic. Throw everything out. Shower every time we leave and every time we get back. The little fuckers are back. The landlord didn't charge us for cleaning last time, but said we will be if they return. And constantly reassured us saying we aren't some sort of filth attracting morons and that bedbugs can come from literally anywhere. Yet we are to be fucked over by a $4000 bill if they show up again. And they have come right the fuck back. So I am fucked. Fuck fuckity fuckedfuckedfucked.

You guys just need to get creative. The whole infinite rice thing is pro. Gives me the idea of ten cents worth of clean water since that shit's getting expensive. Or go with those medications that are a pain in the ass to get and as a result don't show up outside wealthy areas, heal the world, make it a better place. But I guess if the item is rare it's excessively valuable and therefore against the rules. Infinite cheap butt plugs made out of rocks.

I said no currency. Oh wait I thought we were talking about your mom.

... which item would you chose? It can't be any currency currently being used by any country. It can't be worth more than ten cents. It can't be any low volume for high value when thing like diamond dust or some shit. Barring the possibility of it being used as currency in some obscure location in the world, I would want infinite marbles. Marbles are the shit. Not sure if they cost more then ten cents each though ... looking at prices ... they'd probably be really cheap or small. Small is fine though.

I'm gonna regret adding my comment into this situation, I'm absolutely sure of it ... but a guy who has been sucking down beers and seems to have a personality made up out of various kinds of acting like a random asshole is not immediately a homosexual if he kisses a guy on the cheek. No matter how desperately certain people want every show on television to have a gay character.

This PS3 emulator runs like shit on anything but DirectX12. But that requires Windows 10.

The black one does not understand the concept of kneading without going into full dagger claw mode. Thusly did I deploy the finger shield. The red one must engage in a five minute session of kneading the arm before using it as a pillow.

I find it suspicious that the last two games I had started playing recently that had been out for years showed up in this forum in some way after I started playing them. Either that or I didn't notice anything referencing them until then. Is ... is my life a truman show?

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A real live adult human female breast. But it was at Wal-Mart.

Wow she sounds boring. Plus duckface.

You. You know what you did.

Damnit.

Out of the four times I went into the TC, two of them were just two dudes with one of them flipping his willie around in the camera.

"Hey sweet-butt, I really do like vaginas. You have one of those, right? Do you like penises?"