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You really aren't missing out on much.

You're not, and it wouldn't be awkward if it were the case.

Priorities. 🙄

I ran suicidally to my room nd I sexily took a steak out.

ｅａｔ ｔｈｉｓ, bitch. I hope you report me.

Wanna see something really dirty? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Voldemort ia already dead, shitlord. Hufflepuff it is for you.

We must celebrate by moaning like Myrtle. Otherwise, you will be sorted into Hufflepuff.

Yes, they do. Context and tone are your friends.

@ghostrek Get in here and flash your dong RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

Today I had a very Karen-type customer from, of course, Red Lobster. They supposedly forgot her crab legs. She called me whining, in the most horrible tone, "I want my crab legs. I already paid money for it." So I went back and got her goddam crab legs. The manager was the one that handed me the crab legs. Doordash fortunately compensated me for the extra trip.

covid party on poof day!

It seems I have the most individual warnings so far. Mine didn't even all fit on the screenshot. I accomplished something after all. 😭

Nah, local slang is "hey yinz." Fucking hate that word, to be honest.

Only if he accepts fugg's hooha as his Lord and Saviour, Amen.

fugg's hooha

I just realized kids born in 1999 are turning 21 this year. Sucks to be them.

I'm glad you're having a good time . . . but honestly, shut the fuck up.

2010s

Fuck off. I'm already his ghostwriter. I already wrote chapters in his story about Kagome surviving a tsunami caused by her father, Godzilla, having sex with a giant squid, Kagome having sex with a plant, and, most importantly, Kagome meeting fugg's hooha.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes? We must come together to put a stop to this.

ok ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)