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Screw the overnight shift.

Belle Delphine is ＴＨＩＣＣ ａｎｄ ｊｕｉｃｙ

Just drop the fucking charade already. We all know you're Packard.

Leathur Rock too broke to get her weed now? Oh well.

Go to Starbucks, order a caramel macchiato, take a big gulp, then scream "got damn that hot!"

If they don't pick up, that's when I cancel the order. As long as your completion rate is above 80, you're good. Mine is in the high 90s.

I mean, it's not like anyone is forcing them to use the platform. I'm sure places like Chipotle still make a handsome profit from using it. Still, the understaffing has more this do with the pandemic than the service fee.

I make around 18 an hour on average doing it. If I were to tip every place for every delivery, after gas, I'd make less than minimum wage.

I dunno, Spirited Away has a magical sense to it. That's I can think of immediately.

this is quite fun I think I might use speech to text to reply to all your post from now on

God damn that hot Wow Let's Party (used speech to text for that)

69. allow fuggs to come back

You seem to be writing more coherently these days. holy fuck

Karen, go take you premenopausal woes out on someone else.

A lot of the places I went for picking up only had one worker, most likely the owner, despite it being busy enough for at least one more person. It's obviously staff-cutting from the pandemic. I never mind having to wait 10 minutes or so because of this.

REM fucking sucks.

I'm sure Japan will create something like that soon, with its hikikomori problem and all. They already have a service where you can rent friends so you can appear popular on social media. 😭

lol, I knew this thread would turn out like this. Do I take a picture of the receipt that disproves some things here? Nah, I'll do a Packard.

I drive a Rogue. The roads here are absolute shit and motorists frequently need tire realignments. I just decided to take my car to the shop today because the squeaky noises when braking recently turned into grinding noises. I barely have money now, but I knew if I didn't act now I would have been fucked soon.

I specifically asked for a tire rotation, brake check, oil change, and air filter change. The only thing extra they got from me was the brake fluid flush, but I knew I never done that since I've owned the car, so I just went along with it. I know I probably could have gotten it cheaper had I bothered learning car shit myself, but I'm too lazy for that.

New brake pads and rear brake rotors, brake fluid flush, oil change, filter change, and tire rotation. Bitch better be happy now. (Actually, I definitely need a tire realignment, but fuck that for now).

I don't either. That place gave Tom Hanks AIDS.

Time to get that restraining order then. God, when I hear stories like this, I just feel so fortunate to have been born male. No offense.

Go on a casual date with some random guy at a shooting range, take a picture of you both holding guns, then send it to him.