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bnmjy

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  1. Triple entendre :painfap:
  2. ghostrek[/member] She wants his mandingo.
  3. In Japanese kintama kinyoubi still works: 金玉 (kintama; testicles) 金曜日 (kinyoubi; Friday) 金 (kin) by itself means gold. Now your weeb knowledge has disgustingly grown.
  4. Kintama Kinyoubi
  5. You can't just retcon your Sonic Rican blood like that. You are above committing such blasphemy.
  6. The octopus gestates in Kagome's womb to become Zeni, the chosen one's legacy: Sonic the Hedgehog.
  7. You're shocked? You're the one who made Kagome Godzilla's daughter. I am just trying to continue the plot.
  8. Kagome has been a bad daughter lately. Zeni must shove an octopus up her teenage pussy, just to prove that he is the chosen one.
  9. "Dahmer's apartment sure smelled like cheese." :it:
  10. This was what 1938 Packard[/member] was referring to: what is to stop trucks from just deciding to sleep onvinnovent pedestrians? We clearly need truck control.
  11. You all have been so ungrateful for my gifts thus far.
  12. I got you a black dildo.
  13. [move] :it:[/move]
  14. first mistake
  15. I'm joking. I used to vape, but now I'm glad I don't have any sort of nicotine addiction. I just overeat now.
  16. You should pretend that the dementors are coming when you rip the fattest fucking clouds. (I'll go kill myself now.)
  17. PLEASE JUDGE ME HORRIBLY https://www.ebay.com/itm/Harry-Potter-Hardcover-Limited-Edition-Boxed-Set-All-7-Books-in-Chest-BRAND-NEW/331172208396?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m2749.l2649
  18. Oh, you got an SO to buy a ps4 for now?
  19. Unappreciative SOB. I had to dry clean the thing three times.
  20. phillies' futa waifu
  21. I can't even drive manually. What a pussy, right?
  22. Spent nearly 400 dollars thus far. Tis the season to buy made-in-China :poop:
  23. true but i like star wars
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