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Yay common core! It's currently driving me to drink. PS. Thanks - I'd have never thought to google that shit.

Vogons, you culturally insensitive oaf. Do you need to listen to some poetry?

That's why I kept it next to the bed - it was heavier than a baseball bat, and had a couple of prongs sticking out that looked like they'd do some fair damage.

I still have the key from mine. I don't know what happened to the club itself - I used to keep it next to the bed when I lived in my apartment.

I hate when that happens - the paperwork is an absolute nightmare.

It's not that they didn't notice, it's that they know that complaining will bring about a series of rationalizations even more noxious and irritating than the smoke itself.

Or are you Jewish?

Don't question Shatner. That man is an absolute working machine.

About the time you get used to it, you get arthritis.

This always makes me kind of sad, because although Meaning of Life as a movie is definitely not as good as the other two, the music is far and away the best of the three. Every Sperm is Sacred alone was worth the price of admission

There is no 4. Also, Kill Bill Monty Python and the Holy Grail Young Frankenstein Airplane

Meh, my cut off was 5'10” back in the day. I wouldn't even have bothered beating him up.

Did you get a self-pollinating variety?

Catholic priests aren't the only ones who molest kids. Where there is a position of power, there will be someone who abuses it. The reason Catholic priests are more visible is because the Catholic Church is a nice, tidy, unified bogyman; everybody knows about the Vatican and the Pope, but can you tell me who the current archbishop of Canterbury is? Who keeps track of all of these Methodists and Presbyterians? Where's the headquarters for the Southern Baptists, and who's the chief bible-thumper? Protestantism is too fractured, Judaism is equally decentralized, and at the moment, everyone is more concerned about Muslims blowing them up rather than whether the imams are diddling kiddies down at the mosque while the ayatollahs cover up for them. That said, there is a long history of men hiding their sexuality behind a Roman collar, whether they do it out of a sincere belief that through prayer, service, and abstinence, they can overcome what they perceive as a moral flaw (I speak in terms of perception not because I think pedophilia is fine, but because most of the literature I've read deals more with homosexuals than pedophiles and ephebophiles) or because they feel that a vow of celibacy is a more easily managed beard than a spouse. Sadly, again from what little I've read about pedophiliac priests, a lot of them fall into the former category, and, being only human, find themselves unable to resist temptation.

Hey, I just quote things.

Don't tell me what to do.

I did not know that, but if it's true, it would be really cool.😎

I finally got a chance to read the Satanic Bible last summer, and ritual Enochian bullshit aside, LaVey's Church of Satan is one of the most reasonable religions out there.

"Do what thou wilt, be the whole of the Law.". (Aleister Crowley)

500 minimum; 500 - 1000 is recommended.

You forgot leave the seat up.

My kids loved them, and now the grandkids watch them - I've got four or five sets on DVDs, so they watch them over and over, and repeat lines like "Remind me to kill you later" and "Look at the grouse" and "Niagara Falls..." over and over and over.

"It" being the 3 Stooges. There's no way in hell I'm sitting through Pikachu doing anything.

Both.

I know. But he's 6 - he'll happily dance with Pikachu for and hour and a half, and if he's dancing with Pikachu, he's not quoting the 3 Stooges at me.