So do a review. You can stand in front of the camera and just say "it is fucking good." It wouldn't be as interesting as your views on The Cabinet of Dr Caligari were, but I'd give you a thumbs up for effort.
Thanks, but it's not the same - I want to go into a diatribe about the sad history of the Karen and the inadvertant use of an ethnic slur in the middle of the grocery store.