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Well, when you come down to it, they're all essentially the same thread...

I hate being baby-sat.

If it made sense, it'd be scary.

It's OK. They don't expect you to tip at McDonald's.

During.

Poor Phillies. Come and live in my basement. There will be no sex, but I will keep you so busy that you will die of old age before you know it.

Girls lie to you because you reek of desperation and low-end beer.

No, Zeni is more serial killer material.

I think that technically, Ted Kaczynski is a serial killer also.

Don't hold your breath.

Is this a gift, or do you work at being a douche?

The point is, that's a coping strategy with diminishing returns. Granted, I don't have an alternative, but sometimes, nothing is better than something.

Definitely a defense mechanism - stupidity as blatant as that which you keep offering is so aggressive as to be contagious.

When you post stupidity like this, I'm genuinely torn between the rational decision to ignore you and not offer any reaction that might be misconstrued as encouragement, and the desire to beat you into submission, tie you up, and drop you on the doorstep of a contemplative order of monks, preferably one that espouses a vow of silence and eschews modern conveniences like the internet and indoor plumbing.

I guess, theoretically, but I make no guarantees...according to the literature, I should have been dead 20 years ago.

Pouring shit on it, whether it's alcohol , benzos, or whatever, isn't going to help. Trust me; I've done a lot of research and experimentation.

I've been off all of my meds for almost 2 months, and I have a firmer grip on reality than you do.

No way he'd pass for 20. Besides, when his inner Buffalo Bill peeks out and he gets that little twitch going, well... Crazy is pretty much ageless, but that doesn't make it appealing.

RIP. Caligula.

I started smoking when I was 11, so yeah, it has been that long. I've tried to quit before, kind of half-heartedly, but once you get down to one or two a day, which I have managed, you can really start to smell it on other people, as well as on your own clothes and hands.

Miso soup with winter veggies and fried tofu

Most of those are penicillin resistant now.

Stop it! You're not talking to Zeni!

You make me glad I had girls.

I don't get it. Why use something you have to launder? Wouldn't paper towels be better?