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Dammit, now I want pierogi, and I'm too damn lazy to make it.

Actually, no - I'm waiting until I'm eligible for Medicare, because they have some pretty good supplemental plans. My step brother did, though, the day he turned 55, and goes off every morning for his free cup of Dunkin. I'd rather pay, and get a decent cup at the local 7-11 equivalent, where they've got good coffee.

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You called?

Shut up, you whippersnappers, and get off the lawn. (Pulls out AARP card and heads to Dunkin for old person's free cup of coffee.)

All of my recipes are from my Polish grandmother, and I'll bet that if we sat down and compared them, they'd be more alike than different.

Hot damn - learn something every day.

Huh. I thought knishes were Yiddish.

Whoa - you had me worried there. Besides, my money's on Charles Manson for first celeb death of 2017.

Funny, sounds almost like Brooklyn - "The woild is your erster."

That's only crazy if you plan on building a working model.

A Girl Scout? Cringe (flashes back to being a cookie mother and being stuck with cases of whatever the lo-fat healthy cookie of the year was...)

Thank you for helping the elderly. : ) Now does either of you want to help me cross the street (Boy Scout uniform optional)?

Humor me - I'm old, and sometimes this new-fangled technology messes with me...how does one give karma?

Don't do it. Save it for the debut of Nude Analysis of Science Fiction. After all, if people want to see it, you ought to get views for it. Maybe you could do something where only subscribers get the actual full monty, and everybody else only gets a sanitized version...

Anything for a little peace and quiet...

It puts the lotion on its skin...

*Rebecca...*

He's going to keep whatever doesn't go down the garbage disposal.

There are worse starts...at least you're in a location where you can check your texts and messages. You could be in the men's room at a bus station in an uncertain city, wearing someone else's underwear.

And not worth the effort to open. What a cop out.

No. Neither are Betty White or Kirk Douglas.

Yes. By all means. Our salvation lies in an army of delusional stalkers and alcoholics.

OK. The holidays are over. It can stop snowing any time now.

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