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I follow your reasoning, but your statement of it is a bit awkward. If I were you, I'd try to make the presentation a little smoother, so that it sounds better in court. Unless, of course, you'll be pleading diminished capacity, in which case, it's probably fine.

They're not hard to make (as long as you've mastered the dough), they're just tedious.

And a restraining order is just about taking a break from the relationship...

Whenever. Thanks.

If this is one of your standard lines, it's not only no wonder that you can't get a date, it's a wonder that you haven't been arrested.

I used to put mushrooms or sauerkraut in mine sometimes- Grandma was never impressed, but she didn't complain when I'd take her some.

Could I please have my Thunder Goddess rank back ? In dark purple or dark green?

Dammit, now I want pierogi, and I'm too damn lazy to make it.

Actually, no - I'm waiting until I'm eligible for Medicare, because they have some pretty good supplemental plans. My step brother did, though, the day he turned 55, and goes off every morning for his free cup of Dunkin. I'd rather pay, and get a decent cup at the local 7-11 equivalent, where they've got good coffee.

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You called?

Shut up, you whippersnappers, and get off the lawn. (Pulls out AARP card and heads to Dunkin for old person's free cup of coffee.)

All of my recipes are from my Polish grandmother, and I'll bet that if we sat down and compared them, they'd be more alike than different.

Hot damn - learn something every day.

Huh. I thought knishes were Yiddish.

Whoa - you had me worried there. Besides, my money's on Charles Manson for first celeb death of 2017.

Funny, sounds almost like Brooklyn - "The woild is your erster."

That's only crazy if you plan on building a working model.

A Girl Scout? Cringe (flashes back to being a cookie mother and being stuck with cases of whatever the lo-fat healthy cookie of the year was...)

Thank you for helping the elderly. : ) Now does either of you want to help me cross the street (Boy Scout uniform optional)?

Humor me - I'm old, and sometimes this new-fangled technology messes with me...how does one give karma?

Don't do it. Save it for the debut of Nude Analysis of Science Fiction. After all, if people want to see it, you ought to get views for it. Maybe you could do something where only subscribers get the actual full monty, and everybody else only gets a sanitized version...

Anything for a little peace and quiet...

It puts the lotion on its skin...

*Rebecca...*