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Four - you forgot Shemp.

Language.

Because she's a bright kid who likes to read. You can't make a kid like to read any more than you can make them like liver, and you can't coach her to be smart any more than you can coach her to be world class in a sport for which she has no aptitude. Come on, don't steal the poor kid's thunder.

Please remember that this is Madison's accomplishment, not yours. It's great that you provide her with a supportive environment for reading, but a kid either reads, or they don't. You were lucky - you got a reader.

Alphas drive their own cars.

When I talk to myself this much, at least I have the common decency to use an alt, to provide the illusion of a conversation.

And how for long have you wanted to kill your father and sleep with your mother?

Then limit yourself to the term "legal." My 5 year old gen z grandson maybe able to take you down, but that doesn't make my 8 year old gen z granddaughter legal.

We've had words before about gen z, perv.

Oh, sweet Jesus. These are the people who will be taking care of me in the nursing home.

Why is that strange? My kids are millennials.

Of course I do. Now get off the lawn.

What it lacks in quantity, it makes up for in quality. I've never heard a plumber or latrine cleaner complain about finger-painting.

You forgot about all of the shit.

Sure. You're just fine, Oedipus.

I'd prefer soylent green.

No. Not Jesus. Any dude who could turn water into wine could get chicks.

You are the on line equivalent of Johnny Bravo.

An astronaut or an aerospace engineer.

Well, out here in West Bumfuck, there are a lot of small businesses that are cash only. You want to eat anyplace besides Burger King and and drink anywhere at all, you need cash on hand. Even the liquor store only takes cash.

The same person who tries to pay a40 cent overdue fee with a 50 dollar bill.

Happy birthday!

My daughters used to have rabbits - theirs didn't desert the babies. They used to eat them if the kids didn't get to them in time.