new_disease

Pft, I'm still useful to smack around. Some ladies need to throw in a lil violence

No you might run into florida man

how much folgers, like venti amount?

buy me dessert first

Well then I guess there's no more point in eating well to gain some washboard abs

happy birthday 🎂

i dont know who that is so i'll assume he's the one getting knocked out

huh. I was way off. from the name figured it was porn featuring dudes with tiny 🍆 either way, after that i don't want anything shrimp. thanks though. i went and bought my own bag of snickers to ease my craving

this made me remember the episode of this one show I watched 2 days ago where this guy was trying to help his new client sign with a porn agency. during their talk the rep from the company made a comment about different porn niches and one of them was something called shrimping. I was too scared to look up what that is

No need to thank me, unless you have a snickers or a twix then I'll take one of those

Maybe it'll grow on me I'll add it to my sex playlist

I must make such haunts happen in October, the season compels me

No sleep when there's American Idol

I don't hate him, while I don't like autotune I don't hate it either because without it I can never look back at this moment and laugh I'm all for it, get at that two-hander these are crazy times, enjoy yourself if/when you can. just don't get the rona

nice

Boo at the autotune but get that dick

Fuck Fresca 😤

what if i join while wearing my battlestar galactica shirt

I don't know who what thelma and louise style is but yes lets go also I want to do it while sticking my upper body out the window so i could fly a kite

indeed mines kinda a bad weird might have to resist the urge to drive off the cliffs on pch when i drive back home tomorrow