KimopoBotar

I'm not really an exhibitionist.

No. I'm really not attractive enough to make a sex tape.

Keep talking you ungrateful idiot.

Pretty great.

Well that's a bunch of bullshit. Those jerks. Can you appeal it? I'm not sure how that works, but there's got to be some process to get them to pay.

What kind of fucks you got? I won't settle for anything less than the highest quality of fucks.

Incredibly fortunate, but no better or worse than anyone else.

When I wanted to piss off customers, I would explain the rules in one of two ways: with a lot of confidence and assertivenes and then just turn around and walk away without hearing anything they said, or as patronizingly as possible. "See all these people that were here before you waiting one after the other? Yeah, that's called a line! It's really cool! If you stand in it, you'll get a turn too!"

That's fair.

You know I don't think my username worked out well with this one.

This reminds me of that stupid joke: what's green and smells like bacon?

You're probably in the wrong place, then.

True. Probably passed out right after he finished up all over her face.

Tell that to the guy she's fucking while you're sitting at home being a weeb.

It's pretty fucking awesome with the right person/people.

My gf/fiance asked me out. Worked out pretty well.

I prefer an even relationship that's more like a partnership than a dom/sub thing. Always making all the choices is exhausting. But when it comes down to it i do prefer to be in charge.

(9°-°)9

Why is surviving to be old seen as bad? Isn't that the goal?

I'm not really into any kind of metal, but i did hear on NPR that a fan of Every Time I Die got hit in the head with a bottle at a show, got it checked out and found cancer. It was on wait wait don't tell me. Fuck I'm such a nerd.

Just woke up, so shitty. I can't tell if you're sick or tripping balls.

Oh. I thought this thread was gonna be about the other kind of edging.

.... Why the fuck isn't he in jail?

You're right. It's really not profitable to worry about workers. But it's sad. It's reason no one wants to work hard anymore. People who work hard are looked down on. And I've never been mean before i started doing this job, but now i try to be extra nice to workers. People tend to forget exactly that. Workers are doing their jobs, and don't have control over policy. They're also human beings that are just trying to get through the day. If they're a little rude i let it go. If I'm not happy with service I just leave. I don't see a reason to be a dick. Even if its justified.

Where do you work?