The fact that your son was with you also makes it worse. So props for keeping control, I'm not sure i would have.
I'm pretty sure what he did was a crime.
That's weird. I'm in socal, and encounter Spanish only speakers all the time. We work around it to communicate and it's all good. Usually a "lo siento, mi Espanol es malo" is enough.
Florida be crazy.
I have to admit i just googled it. I've kinda wanted to get into metal that isn't a part of the mainstream, Wal-Mart pop metal, but never knew where to start. Now i know lol.
Learn to restore classic paintings. When you've mastered that, learn to make exact copies of the originals. Replace original paintings you've been commissioned to restore with your own copies and sell the real ones at a profit.
Where does one find your fan fiction?
Note that I am not promising anything and have no intention of entering any kind of commitment to do so. I am curious though.