KimopoBotar

We sat for nearly four hours in the sun, in a dirty back yard, at shitty party, where we didn't know anyone. I looked forward to one thing, and that was it. You wanted to fuck that up, and you're mad for me being mad about that? Maybe we should have left when i said to. I know you wanted to wait for them to open presents, but that wasn't going to be for fucking ever. We didn't have to sit around waiting for the pace of this bullshit party to approach a fraction of what would be reasonable. If we had left when i suggested it, we'd all be a lot happier.

Yeah, full disclosure, I'd heard this as a Michael Jackson joke and adapted it. It is not mine.

I gained 3 pounds reading about seeing a McDonald's commercial.

What does the Pope love about twenty eight year olds? That might be going too far. Sorry guys.

Last time i shaved was during the summer, and my face felt more hot. There was nothing protecting it. I feel like my beard helps. Especially when i sweat, because it acts like a radiator pulling heat away from my face as it evaporates. This is all experience from working in triple digit heat doing heavy manual labor. Mind you that was years ago. I haven't shaved more than a line up in a long time. Also it might be dependant on the type of hair your beard grows.

Take ten minutes and force yourself to think ONLY of all the things you are grateful for. Focus on why you're lucky for those things. Make as long a list of things as you can. Do this at least once a day. The more often you can, the better. Take time to love yourself. I do NOT mean masturbation (but you're free to include that). I mean, talk to yourself. Focus on things about yourself that you like/love. Treat yourself as if you were someone you loved. What advice would you give yourself as a loved one? What nice things would you do for that person? Do not expect to be convinced right away. It takes time. You may have to pretend, but eventually you'll really begin to feel this way. You'll naturally start to be more grateful for what you have and will naturally try to give yourself the love you deserve. You gotta keep at it though. Your brain will take time to learn these new thought patterns.

Oh god i hate that feeling. There is nothing like that panic when you can't find your glasses.

I think my optimal point of vision is between 9 and 11 inches. But 3 ft is the limit of any kind of recognition. Everything beyond that is a compete blob.

Also forgot to mention my eyesite. I can't see further than like 3 feet.

Not even five minutes ago someone said i have the al queda thing going on. Kids LOVE to pull on them. If i don't brush it out it gets all tangled and I look particularly Appalachian. When i have to wear ear plugs for work, they sit on a plastic band around my neck and tend to get caught in my beard. But the single worst thing about beards is I never ever feel happy with deciding to trim it down.

Extra bones in my feet where my arch would be. This causes a case of severe over pronation, which means my feet point outwards. If i try i can point my toes outwards and behind me. My feet are more than flat. The outwards turning occurs largely in the arch area. This all makes walking or standing for long periods of time very painful. Especially if i don't have enough support in my shoes. Because of this my entire skeleton is set slightly differently from most people. My thumbs are double jointed. The bottom most joint can move in and out and the top most joint can bend backwards at 90 degrees. And other things. I'm genetically inferior and will probably not have kids until designer babies are a thing and i can edit all this out.

So he's a really personal Kirk?

I usually let him live. I feel for the guy. Plus i hear he's a fantastic follower if you like using followers. I don't so i can't confirm that.

He just wants to hear from his mommy. Can't wait to go and finish the rest of that quest line again. Currently playing a vampire Lord assassin. Finding a secluded spot to transform and then fucking everyone up is so much fun.

Excellent Kirks, guys.

Good luck with that.

For real though, please don't actually die.

I don't get why so many refuse to even consider this when it's so obviously true.

What substance is doing the fucking up and possible killing?

Classic nabs.

One time someone said happy birthday to be and i said "you too" back. In highschool a girl invited me to watch a football game with her. She got dressed up and looked nice and put perfume on. I didn't make a single move. It was obvious and i was still too shy. She even said she was cold in a way that was clear invitation to put my arm around her shoulder and i still froze up. I was dumb.

'Ist ko. 'Eerw all ediorsw eehr.

Esy, 'ist edirw.

Ahtt dlouw be cfginnosu.

Depends on the kind of salad, but on the list of things that are bad to have too much, I'm sure salad is near the bottom.