MasqueradeOverture

Kids don't watch linear TV. Honestly the majority of Toonami's lineup can go weekday afternoons unphased at this point.

Uhhh... "The gift of prophesy, Apollo, etc."

This is a 30 Rock gag come to life. Satire is dead.

https://www.tiktok.com/@brax_animation/video/7252763729287253291

That is a level of sacrifice I don't have the constitution for, but you do you. Might hit up a picket line while I'm in LA next month though

Heavenly Delusion alone would be enough for me to go "HAHA FUCK AS/TOONAMI FOREVER"

SCUMFUCKS

What in tarnation

As much as that sucks (as well as dampening the fanfare for Oppenheimer and Barbie's premiers), fuck the studios. Let it burn. They have nothing to lose but their chains ☭

I guess I'll die with the shitposting equivalent of MySpace because I really don't want to be forced to make an Instagram.

I like how the one Met game I go to this year still had them inventing new ways to lose... and then immediately afterwards they come back and win 6-games straight.

I came upon the sentence "smegma and yeast just adds to the feast" and I wish to fucking die.

Heavenly Delusion S1 completed

They should air Bible Black at 6pm.

LA's not having a great time https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/business-news/los-angeles-hotel-employees-unite-here-local-11-strike-1235527168/

Two leg ups ain't bad. Fuckin using stilts in this bitch.

Dating doesn't exist because I've never experienced it. Same goes for outer space or Australia.

I'll be totally honest... affirmative action was the only reason I got into college. I had like a low 80-something average, barely acceptable SAT scores, zero extracurriculars; but I marked myself as Hispanic and my mom was an alumni so I got in. Meanwhile, some girl at my high school had a 93 average and played Lacross applied to the same school and got rejected. GOD I love how I played the system HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I need a UHD release yesterday. Let me see that extra-fake roof set in 4K.

T-minus X days before Zaslav announces the cutting of all linear channels