MasqueradeOverture

I like how the one Met game I go to this year still had them inventing new ways to lose... and then immediately afterwards they come back and win 6-games straight.

I came upon the sentence "smegma and yeast just adds to the feast" and I wish to fucking die.

Heavenly Delusion S1 completed

They should air Bible Black at 6pm.

LA's not having a great time https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/business-news/los-angeles-hotel-employees-unite-here-local-11-strike-1235527168/

Two leg ups ain't bad. Fuckin using stilts in this bitch.

Dating doesn't exist because I've never experienced it. Same goes for outer space or Australia.

I'll be totally honest... affirmative action was the only reason I got into college. I had like a low 80-something average, barely acceptable SAT scores, zero extracurriculars; but I marked myself as Hispanic and my mom was an alumni so I got in. Meanwhile, some girl at my high school had a 93 average and played Lacross applied to the same school and got rejected. GOD I love how I played the system HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I need a UHD release yesterday. Let me see that extra-fake roof set in 4K.

T-minus X days before Zaslav announces the cutting of all linear channels

All these fuckers / their kids are getting assassinated.

I tune away from the news for 2 days and am now completely lost. Explain this Wagner thing to me in anime language

https://www.businessinsider.com/oceangate-job-opening-submersible-pilot-implosion-tiktok-2023-6 Our universe is a simulation.

Maybe (just maybe) the navy news was suppressed to the mainstream as this submarine thing was taking screen time away from Hunter Biden?

LOL they ded

That banging is the sound of Orcas playing with the vessel's remains as if it's a crumpled can on the beach.

AY MY BOY WAS AT A BLINK 182 CONCERT WHILE HIS STEPDAD'S FUCKING MISSING/DEAD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

^ Companies like this can make some tech leaps while also pulling some fuckshit The two aren't mutually exclusive. Yeah this thing imploded. Imagine death coming so swiftly and completely that your brain and nerves can't even send or receive a pain signal before they've been atomized into fine red mist.