RainyDayJizz#35

And after ten years it stops mattering, that's the best part. Keep my tax returns for the rest of my life, bitch. As I make more money my refunds keep getting smaller motherfuckers. Pretty soon I'll balance that shit out to owing you 10 bucks a year, how's that sound?

I have climbed a tree within the last year and I am over the hill soon. Climbing trees is fun.

Well you gotta make a movie. The book is 700 pages of prose. Still though, gods engaging in battle and pushing extraordinary men into heroes is outstanding though. Agememnon had his nuts clipped by Hera if I remember because the whole war was to torture Zeus. Like I think she told Aphrodite to make Agememnon desire Briseis to put Achilles in a fit. It was funny how this amazing war story was based on Zeus fucking everything he possibly can. It's every story about Zeus it seems like.

Yeah but you dont have Ares showing up and thrashing Greeks until Zeus sends Athena to put him on his ass.

Yeah based on the Illiad bit they took out all the gods and gay sex.

It's true if I want it to be!

There are only two states, drunk and asleep.

Wtf why not?

Pretty lame they made Patroclus his cousin instead of his boyfriend though. Dishonesty in Hollywood! He came out to fight because his man tried to show off and got himself killed.

I actually looked it up at one point to make sure it wasn't filled with cancer or something even weirder than what it is.

You're also drunk, bitch.

Hey I don't have to carry around your head, you do.

Make sure to get some water in there though, wine headaches are awful.

Dunno, I've done a solid two and a half days with it though.

Even if I bust I can keep going if I feel like it, lol at you humans.

Happy birthday Jenewbee!

We all ask that question sometimes.

I swear at the grocery store one display was yams, and the other one was yams (sweet potatoes). Actually with the parenthesis on the display. I never cooked with either so I figured they're the same aside from color. Like onion varieties. But we just call sweet potatoes yams in America for almost no reason.

Yams and sweet potatoes look like they are in the same family of vegetable though. I don't know why people named them the same thing here but I did far more research on the subject than I ever wanted to. In short, fuck your culinary elitism and fuck yams.

I live in a city. Millions of people even, literal millions. I just live near a lot of mountains and gorges.

If I start doing this twitch thing in a while you can be a permanent mod.

Everywhere I usually am has bad reception now.

Tell my mom I said hi.

I had to look at way too much porn to get to this image.