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RainyDayJizz#35

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  1. I think it's literally in the house right now. Kinda sad it takes a generation dying for the world to improve. Just think in 4 or 5 generations a cashier job might pay a living wage.
  2. Federal decriminalization is probably coming soon, they're watching states make a bunch of money they want in on. So just wait! I'm hitting the weed store tomorrow.
  3. The sleep after a heavy edible dose is amazing. Would try again.
  4. They painted the dick blue in the smurf porn but it didn't last long.
  5. This shit is like two hours early. Happy Christmas dickheads.
  6. There's a live action Fist of the North Star and it's amazing. It's bad Japanese movie bad but made in America.
  7. Both of us, loser.
  8. Dude that G-Force cartoon was awesome! Not really, but as awesome as awful animation is.
  9. Was just thinking how there's a black guy at work I joke around with a lot and all of our racist jokes have turned into "the horrors of racism." The reason we laugh at the shit is because it's so horrifyingly awful.
  10. Pffft, I joined like a whole two years before that, you're so uncool.
  11. Lol, not much to do with appearance, my willful ignorance of the world made me not notice a problem I should have seen growing up in a segregated city. It's hard for me to want to make the jokes. Cause it's not that funny to me anymore.
  12. Was trying to figure out which one it is, there's a lot. Probably all worth watching though, actually sounds like fun. Cephalopods rule.
  13. Did you watch the one about octopus that showed them starting to teach the young in the Mediterranean? That was wild.
  14. Ttly watching, I got off work early late. Only 10 hours because 12 doesn't help us tomorrow.
  15. I miss feeling like I can joke about racism. I liked telling Slyfoxx he was majoring in angry black man studies, and he told me he already finished that and was continuing his master's in perturbed negro. Shittiest year ever.
  16. I hope everyone asks if they're related to Matt LeBlanc.
  17. The extra money is okay, but it's about to get more extra because I'm demanding a raise once my supervisor comes back from the vacation they started two days ago.
  18. Been doing 12 hour days for 3 weeks because of how corporations handle a pandemic outbreak. Did a 12 on my birthday and I'll be working Christmas Eve. This year is a shit sandwich and a side of diarrhea.
  19. This is the worst year.
  20. I believe we are refusing to work so video games and a zoom call and minimal sobriety is a go. Maybe some szechuan, the only sad part of the day will be leaving the house to get it.
  21. If I have the day off my family wants to do a zoom call, so it'll be my first one of those. I will also be doing nothing but playing video games and getting really stoned. If I'm off.
  22. You get a little bit fat and just stay there.
  23. I get it too, I'm just giving her shit. God damn my phone suggested everything after I'm. Not gonna stop giving people shit though.
  24. But you just said you kinda like getting fat! Jeez, make up your mind.
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