RainyDayJizz#35

Go fuck yourself immediately.

Live hard and die hard. Also watch Die Hard on Christmas.

Lori Petty is the penis in the Queen's vagina.

That man could have sat some distance from him, not many people ride Omaha buses. Racism is something I have to deal with in my family, LA is not the world.

TAH-DAH!

I have no idea why I'm so entertained by this.

I thought about it seriously but I'm such a bitch about hurting people. I thought about going body shots and it's like, "I don't want to punch poof!"

Well you better evolve the thread because it can only talk about abandoning the thread. Get creative, throw some cranberries in there.

I bet her cum comes out like dust.

Omaha is probably exactly like Boston in terms of segregation. He should have told him to fuck off but racism is like this entity there. It's pervasive.

I've seen 3 women casually masturbating with dildos porn star style in a very shallow bubble bath at a strip club. I've seen a children's marching band practice while walking home on mushrooms, they were in uniform too so I cannot stress how amazing that was. Strange moving lights in the sky that I have no explanation for, they just moved impossibly. Lots of crazy weather, not too dangerous though. Like it's sunny and 85 and suddenly softball sized hail comes from nowhere. Lots of weird pornography. I saw some guy and his woman shoot a black bear from a tree and then fuck on the corpse.

How do you know when you finish reading it?

Took a minute to dig this from the brain archives.

You have four different only hitches.

"ALL MEN CLEAR THE ROOM!"

You shouldn't have made the thread about this and instead created a topic you want to talk about continuously. My assessment is that this thread deserves abandonment.

Jesus christ my life has been really weird. I don't know.

Furiously masturbating so all the monitors have to look at my icy rock hard dick.

Lol, you had a conversation on the interstate? I've talked to very few people while driving. One that sticks out is a couple Mexican guys pulled up next to me at a red light and the passenger had his feet out the window. He goes, "what are you doing homes, don't you know this is how you gotta roll now?" I said, "you know what, I'm trying to have as little to do with police as possible." "I like your style, man."

The drunk option is there.

The truth about bananas is incredibly sad.

Oh my fucking god, lol. When I was in high school a couple guys rolled up in a Tracker with hydraulics in the trunk that stood higher than their heads. It was amazing.

Processing the rationale that people look at a horse dick and say "I need this in my life" will probably never stop being funny to me.

I actually had a fast and furious moment at 7-11 one day. There's gotta be a good drag strip measure near there cause I'd hear them a lot, and the road does die at night. I heard the racing, later sirens, and about five seconds after I pull into the parking lot it completely fills with really nice cars. Seconds after they were all settled and cars were off a cop sped past, which made me laugh. One guy held the door for me. Those racing guys are funny, their cars were so clean. Not one car in the lot looked like it was getting worked on, they went out with their finished projects to go illegally tear up some road. My last boss challenged me to a race in heavy traffic (but moving at interstate pace) on the road one day but he didn't know I delivered pizzas for seven years. He lost by a lot, I used to look for traffic seams for a living, literally. He also did come up behind me though. He started with little chance. When you get to the point of driving where you can feel how the car handles extreme maneuvers in the wheel and your ass racing is such a temptation. But Tokyo Xtreme Racer is my all time favorite racing game, so racing through traffic is what I find the most fun, so I can't race in a way I find fun safely outside of a game.

When I first found out you were mixed I was gonna ask what branch of the military your dad was in but I left it alone. There are tons of mixed asians here and it's a joke with... shit, actually I bet most Asians joke about that.