Lasty

Nope, tend not to ask people for anything. Neither a borrower or a lender be...

Nobody chose to be born. Life a bitch, and then you die. If you're lucky and/or work hard for it, it can nice in there, too...

All you can do is give someone a chance and hope they don't make you regret it. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, and you already fooled me.

& it's all your fault! You'll never make it without us!

That screw didn't stand a chance. Poorly designed cat tower house thing whatever you call them.

No.

You want to play music for a bunch of perverted naked old dudes?

I go back to sleep without worrying about what anyone else thinks...

You're wrong. I am 100% objective.... >___>; Okay, you got me. I think dark chocolate is too rich, I don't like it.

Your mom.

It all winds up in the same place, so they're functionally indistinguishable.

Unlikely

because it's a dream or a hypothetical scenario designed to undermine my confidence in my moral fiber or I'm really hungry

I have a lightning shaped birthmark on my penis

I had a dream that I wrote an awesome guitar riff, woke up then fell back asleep and woke up again and I couldn't remember how it went. I'm not sure if it was a real riff at this point or if the excitement was justified.

They need a double stuff version

No one else could pull off the endearing, sad moment of the loss of a volleyball to save his own life...

We need to convert to it already. It's just one among many reasons the U.S. is not taken seriously. Current president aside...

This entire sequence... they could have shot Rick and Morty several times, dozens of clean shots, and they just didn't even shoot at all, then the shooting at the end where they miss. This is the pilot! Fun.

It's you and you know it. Like dying with the lie is going to work. I've called you out on the obvious gas lighting several times but do you give up? Gotta give you credit for persistence but you're just not very smart. Take up a hobby other than trolling dude.

So that the posts of users you block are invisible and blocked users can't see your posts. I bet Zeni would just leave.

It'd be cool if a mod could lock this thread, which has been derailed by trolls.

So, you're not gaslighting me, but I'm definitely crazy? Hand not caught in the cookie jar? Even with this immediate hypocrisy? Riiight.... You're a troll dude. You'll continue to deny it because that's what toxic people do. Have fun being a bitch.

How about the part where he literally said I was crazy? You're either not very observant, another troll backing him up, or just stupid.