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To answer #2: excruciatingly painful because you'd have to cut off your hand.... or break your arm in enough places so it all bends around. Either way... yikes

Weird

It's a joke about the show.

Figured out how to add peeps to the ignored list on here. It's one thing to disagree, but some people are just antagonistic. There's no way to be honest with them without insults because they go out of their way to be insultable, and I don't want to get like that. I usually hate censorship, but you can bite it, loser! You're not worth it. ^__^

Was it an independent dub or were you thinking of something else?

Subs are better

I'll hug him and love him and name him George... Sorry, re-run flashback...

You'd cry because it was something to eat aside from the raw whale carcass you'd been eating raw because you couldn't start a fire. You're right, though, Tootsie Rolls suck. I'm just giving you a hard time.

but the tootsie roll would still make you cry

Probable or not, that's what would happen.

I'd be pretty upset, like, why are you making me do this? It's gross.

So you're a native of this timeline...

I give it a week on a deserted island before a Tootsie Roll brings you to tears when you see it.

ME

No way, me too!

... sig shout outs. Classic. That made me remember my ridiculous clusterfuuuuudge of a sig I had once...

The Fandom wiki doesn't mention any alternate maths for the opening, just cites the current display as an easter egg... I'm checking a bunch of youtube entries for the opening and they all have the same altered math equation so far...

Okay, so that's all the episodes. That floating eyeball in the intro is looking pretty much right at the floating math, which makes it feel like a creator prank... Anyways, all the episodes that don't skip the intro sequence say the same thing, which means it was probably changed unless those four or so episodes with it missing originally had the intro sequence along with the alternate visuals, but then why would those stick out in our memories instead of what it appears to be changed to if most of the episodes always displayed this visual that no one who has reported so far remembers? Need those 1st edition dvds to do any further significant testing...

If by opposing convention you mean being a total sociopath... Was Diogenes a sociopath? Not familiar

Okay, that's three reports, including mine, by the way, of 2+2=5...

Were you thinking more along the lines of equal parts batshit crazy and overpowered, a horrible influence on Morty, a terrible father & friend? Someone a bunch of idiots in a toxic fandom look up to because they're stupid and don't get the point of the show?

You can look it up, but don't say what it is when you check... I'll share more results when more people report what they remember and after I check all the episodes on the streaming site I use.

It's right at the beginning of every episode, so it's not taking long to skim through them. It's weird that there's a discrepancy between my memory and available evidence. Not just me, but so far also HarcoreHunter.... constituting three distinct total positions for the visuals in question(because what I remember isn't the same as what HardcoreHunter remembers): What I remember, what HardcoreHunter remembers, and how it is upon observation now. The reason I want to check the first edition dvd is because they'd be hard to edit retroactively if this is some prank by the show's creators or people on the internet. Anyways, thanks. I'll get to the bottom of this.