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Ho Chi Sock

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  1. Such a strong argument. How could I possibly combat such a rock-solid defense?
  2. You didn't buy it. You got it out of the dumpster around back.
  3. The sammich is a lie...
  4. I bet, if you turn it over, the other side is brown as hell. It's one of those "reduced for quick sale" specials that should have been bought and cooked five days ago. Probably smells rancid. But, hey. You do you.
  5. That's the Lizard King.
  6. That's preposterous. Fuggs could never squeeze her fat ass into a Darth Vader suit.
  7. Let the zombie snack on the others. Hopefully, you'll have reached your stop before he could get to you. If not, give him the damn seat.
  8. Spoiler alert: she was already dead. Packard had her body propped up in a chair, using his hands to make her mouth move. He even gave her a little voice, like some macabre ventriloquist act.
  9. Appreciate that.
  10. Which one? Doesn't she have three or four different ones?
  11. Are you sure someone didn't have to explain it to her first?
  12. Wow, you truly are a miserable cunt.
  13. No one ever said you couldn't be a wizard. Even if they did, be one anyway.
  14. Sorry. I have a wooden nickel, a bus token, and some lint. Will that cover it?
  15. No, sir. I am not KN.
  16. Damn, Sarah Jessica Parker has not aged well, at all.
  17. And your next message was, "Do you like mangled blue waffles?"
  18. He's probably playing Friday the 13th: The Game on PS4, and creeping on any and all females that may be playing.
  19. So. You know. Hmm. Well... okay, then.
  20. That's what you get when you mix the different colors of Play-Doh together, and try to pass it off as "Greek meatballs".
  21. That is probably where he was getting his Italian sausage from - the dog food aisle. They had to chase him out with a broom because he kept helping himself to Snausages and Pupperoni.
  22. Hmm? Here.
  23. Bored easily, I suppose.
  24. This one is not much different from my regular account, if your going by the way I post.
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