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crackymckrackin

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  1. I can be there in 4 hours.
  2. Reminds me of the great tea bagging incident of 74.
  3. It's probably not enough. Every Christmas we do a breakfast. Usually it's around 15 people give or take and what I just described would be gone in ten minutes.
  4. They make a drug for that.
  5. Your mouth is watering for some home made jelly.
  6. But not in a sexual way. Just some bacon, sausage, eggs. Maybe a large ham and some bomb ass gravy. Biscuits and some home made jelly too. Lets do this.
  7. I waited for like ever for someone to make this joke and here we are.
  8. If I ever make it back to the gym you will have to tell me where to get it.
  9. I'm still waiting for someone to post a recipe.....*COUGH COUGH*
  10. I have to protect vampires from people who write fan fiction.
  11. Never been a fan of protein shakes. Couldn't make myself choke them down when I was working out all the time.
  12. Borrow the money.
  13. Damn....DAMN.....DAMN.
  14. Wrap it with sand paper. All the protection you will ever need.
  15. He's going in dry, like the IRS.
  16. I would but I don't have the bandwidth. I only have satalite internet. All of it goes to work and I have zero phone signal here at home.
  17. First thing this month. I don't have FB so I need someone to see the pics of all the hipstery type shit I eat.
  18. Foreclosures and short sales, you aren't getting the deal you think you are. Pound sand assholes.
  19. There is a video on youtube that looks like a naked lady when you look at the thumbnail.
  20. I was expecting a lamp.
  21. My nephue and his wife are doing this. The have lost Soooo much weight.
  22. This year isn't as bad as it could have been. Next year we lose the child tax credit. I may never be able to make a loud fart again. You will just hear a loud whoooosh.
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