crackymckrackin

I was just reading an obituary. Someone needs to tell grandma that all caps obituaries aren't kosher. "YOU WERE SUCH A SWEET AND GENEROUS SOUL. BLESS YOUR FAMILY DURING THESE HARD TIMES." I can only picture a Will Ferrell screaming at the loudest possible volume when I see this.

That's a good enough reason.

My wife said Walmart has it's valentine's day crap out already.

Fried tarers are pretty much a new year's staple. It's not part of the lore but if you go to the trouble of cooking all the other southern fare, might as well do taters.

It's pretty much bacon.

New years day lunch. I hate pretty much all of it. Hog jowls and taters can stay. Everything else get out.

Asleep by 10 pm on new years eve. *high fives* Those assholes better not be setting of fireworks. 😡

Amah-day-us

Brave on desktop.

Potato soup.

It's one of those with the bell and a handle that you have to crank.

We should hi five at some point.

Who wouldn't?

Jokes aside, ask that A.I. about Gerd.

Damn, it kept asking me to drop my pants and bend over the table.

https://www.doctronic.ai/ A.I. has told me it's probably arthritis or some shit. How am I going to get my crippling anxiety on now!!

I only us a portable record player when I travel.

I like that no one has picked sex scandal. Like people on the internet have sex....bunch of wizards.

Moist bacon...mas

We should let the fan decide.

I really wish they would have put the original dragon warrior game on there. It would have been perfect.

My wife got me the Nintendo mini. Not exactly high tech but it's great to relive those memories.

Pshhhhhhh, what ever.

Chicken livers.

Walking is for suckers.