Still Me

and my significant other is looking at it like a challenge to his manhood.....i keep telling him there is no way he can eat all that....and here he sits....just starting on his second box of 20....

i wont be poor thursday...come friday....poor

ok...but if it starts it itch you might need to go see a doctor

my aren't you astute

yeah asshole I was gonna ask how that went but fuck it now

no I had to go in later because there needed to be coverage for the next shift

didnt you lose your toe?

oh mine detaches...from the wall....cause it suction cups....and I keep it in a drawer....

na....I'm in Texas...it's already warm...I wanna go back and visit NY

you were born to be a murderer

being screamed at by patients is wearing me thin...I'm tired of people getting mad at me for their deductibles....mother fucked you signed up for the plan, did you not read it had a 15,000 deductible?....

im putting on my makeup and my boss calls me...he's like "hey you know that guy that only works one day every other week? Yeah he called in...can you come in an hour later?".....but I'm already up......I've already caked my face in paste not found in nature......... .

oh man one of my coworkers makes the best gumbo....gotta love texas

aaaah ok...i really miss it....the amish near where i lived had a market and you could buy deer, rabbit, squirrel, pheasant...and my mother dated a guy that would give us boar and moose.....i miss game

oh i was wondering when youd......come.......

with tho scars....her career is over...

really? i wasnt sure how frying would take considering how lean it is....

horsey

when i lived in NY i used to make stew with it

then you wouldn't be able to vote... :D j/k but seriously...it's a basic right protected by the federal government....so good luck repealing that shit

someone always get bitten...and hides it....every fucking time

action? You trying to get some bowling poon?

ive never had that happen...I always make my dinner plan intentions clear....like "hey come over this Saturday! Let's hang and I'll cook us dinner"....or "hey I'm sorry I'm running late but I was super hungry...I'm at TB you want a taco?"

bruce Willis