Still Me

this...also I take care of my belongings...I work too fuckin hard of them

hands down that's the saddest shit I've seen...

im counting days when I dont have to deal with a belligerent asshole...I'm up to 2

and boobs give me free drinks

dont morty things up morty

watch out now...his love could be addictive.... :D

im having a party at work then the other half and I are going to medieval times

now this one didn't actually happen to me but I remember hearing about it and being super pissed....I used to work with this Hispanic man who was the CUTEST gay boy I've ever fucking met...well anyways he was working at this store that wasn't very good and he had to sit at the pharmacy counter and just be yelled at from the time he got in to the time he left...well one day some guy got super pissed off his prescription wasn't ready and the guy spit on him....fuckin SPIT ON HIM....and he sat there and had to smile and apologize...had that happened to me I would have immediately jumped over the counter and kicked his fuckin ass...to hell with my job at that point...

fastest way to lose a job ever

is that a soccer ball on your lap or are you just happy to see me? :D

living the dream?

so how does it feel to be the proud father of this dumpster fire?

wouldnt fit the theme but I could see it being cool

careful homie don't get stabbed

or they could be rubbing a belly that's not pregnant but think it is....

your insults are so cute....all I keep seeing is "I love you" and I love you too GSN <3

the V is for me...and L_B...if he's been a good boy....ahem...anyways....moral of the story is DONT FUCKING TOUCH ME....I hate it so much

i dunno...there are moments in amazing world of gumball that make me lol

why? You gonna rape and black dalia that okc chick?

but this does not mean you can fucking touch me...lady comes to the pharmacy and says "omg your tattoos are gorgeous" and I'm like oh well thank you but she reaches across the counter and grabs my wrist and starts like....rubbing my arm...