Still Me

you put them in a bra

ok I dare you to get a job

i wouldn't call those numbers and accurate measurement of how much people "like you"...besides you tend to insult us all about how we're worthless losers...so shouldn't you be bothered by the fact us "losers" have any opinion of you? Good or bad?

yeah I'm kinda here...I usually post during the day when I'm calling insurance companies...btw express scripts and cvs Caremark are some of the dumbest mother fuckers on the planet....Caremark told me to run 90 vyvanse for 30 days when the PT takes 1 capsule a day...that's fucking insurance fraud....seriously...dumbass....

is this like a choose your own adventure book? Man I fuckin loved those as a kid

aint that a bitch? I wish you a speedy employment

ha these are my new faves ::: ::HMM::

sure...you can explain how good you are at math to your invisible college degree

just imaging you learning the roles of a pharmacy tech vs a pharmacist

fml

kinda think that's obvious....and everything

WE HAVE A THING!!!

im game Thursday night or Friday

aww I wish I could

yeah that was a lot of fun...and what would you have to "regret"? We didn't even do anything bad this time >

oh naw it was good...we should do it more...or at all in my case...I don't have the flair for drinking that most seem to have

:D laundry? He don't do SHIT...however I am the one who polish washes the clothes......I can't fucking stand separating laundry...I mean dirty clothes are fucking gross...I take off the clothes and put them in the hamper and when I wash I just pick the hamper up and dump the shit in...I don't wanna fucking touch it

yeah I've been surfing on Pinterest to see if there was something there I would be willing to pintertest

don't hate on the bugs...I loved scolipede

cant call it work huh? Ok...I'm going to continue to aid to the populations drug dependency while silently screaming when every asshole wants to know why it's so expensive to remain high as a fucking kite....