Still Me

dont pick on my tiny shrimp filled vaginas

with fresh homemade dumplings

they lost me after what they did to raichu

i dunno...she made flavor of love pretty funny....and pumpkin spitting on her? Classic

its ok...I do it better anyways

oh no no it's some kid I work with...I'm watching him tho...not to mention my car doesn't really need all that...it's barely a year old

i asked and never received...but that's k...I don't really care

oh man I took my test in the rain....when the roads are wet it makes me feel the most secure about my driving...that being said my favorite thing to practice/do is the parallel park...could do that shit with my eyes closed...

chicken pox is a strain of herpie....and when it strikes again...BAM...shingles

i don't know why people pay $100 for it

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I just learned what that was on Sunday....some dude had a decal on the back of his mini van and I says to LB "the fuck is that shit? Not like that mother fucker be pickin up sluts with his bad ass mini van burn outs..."

our forecast is 61 and sunny

eww

you'd lose that bet....but I love how here you are judging me..yet you have no right to...the only authority you have here is find the right pants to fit around you enormous cellulite riddled ass

right...and since you know all that we eat...and that he must not be able to cook for himself...then you MUST be the authority on it...stop being a hypocrite

no. When I'm at work I work...besides nobody that I've ever worked with have I ever found any attraction to...it's like I view them as coworkers and nothing more...like I deal in thousands of dollars a day but I don't think about that money as "money" work money has no value to me unless I know that it's mine...same goes for the people...I think the phrase is 'you don't shit where you eat'

i wish my other half would...it's not healthy and it's fucking expensive