Still Me

1 hole...2 openings

Yeah I hear that happens when you drink Rocky Mountain gopher piss

I hear of you stand in the bathroom with the lights off and you say his name three times into a mirror....he shows up behind you and surprise buttsecks

I used to paint a lot...I miss my easel....but my favorite medium is oil pastels

I fuckin love lanyards

We had “winter” for a week....

Oh please...if I wanted to fight with you I would..and quite frankly I don’t give a shit

I’m not starting an argument...I’m just saying just fucking people on the weekend isn’t a life...take your daughter to a theme park or the movies...hang out with friends and play card games...go on road trips...there is SO much more to do than fucking people...you’re not living fug

Dream job....I had it for a little while...then politics....

That doesn’t equate to having a life

Get a life?

Omg I want that so bad

This is my dream ring

crack is wack yo

You wanna know what happens when I do awesome things for my cat?

Yeah that’s ass by proxy

Oh yeah...I also tongue lash her fart box.... why don’t you go and disappear again

DELICIOUS

Thanks to you I also ordered Chinese

Yeah...I’m sorry to inform you but the ones dead and buried in the back yard don’t count

Yes you...in the back...with the question....

Omg I’m so sorry...

We need more people

lol I don’t fuckin know...but damn