Still Me

I HAVE RECEIPTS!!! BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHA

Then stop being a pussy and drive home...I miss the snow

I remember management having to call the police and burn them a copy of the security footage because some kid came in and wandered the store...and the cashier had stepped out from behind the counter to stock some items in the front. And this kid snuck behind the counter and grabbed a shit load of cigars and bolted

I’m not sure I qualify for those

Someone needs more fiber

It’s like watching a cop drama...run around asking “what did he do....WHAT DID HE DO?” Poor son of a bitch...

Perception is reality right? I think we’ve established that with you...

let the drama ensue

Na...it’ll be you

Nope...decided on this Japanese place and I had some takoyaki and some yakisoba

Over 9000

Oh man...I had a cousin in high school that was walked out like that cause of a bomb threat.....was the funniest fucking thing ever....he’s a worthless little shit anyways

Had nothing to fucking do with it

Yeah I can see that

Household chemicals, human and animal waste....ect ect

Good luck with that man...be careful...the ground and water became contaminated after the floods

Really? Never heard that before...then again I don’t think I’ve ever worked somewhere where there wasn’t a loss prevention department...

like what? Taking my offer?

Look here sorta ben and Jerry’s looking cow...I have enough mouths to feed

I ain’t makin you SHIT....I do have to feed the beast tho

I’m not sure what I’m making

Why would you move to Texas?

that’s what you get from stealing money from the fucking register kid....