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Still Me

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  1. Really? Cause I excecise daily and my cardio is on point....whereas you break into a sweat just looking at an elliptical
  2. What do you know....meeeeee too
  3. Snuggling on the couch binge watching Netflix and dozing off on your partner...simple...boring....yet very satisfying
  4. I read this as inmate moments.... now im disappointed...I wanted to hear some gay for the stay stories
  5. No...I mean I’m an asshole but I have a weakness for bitches that cry...
  6. Isn’t he up to 4 now?
  7. You have powdered sugar from that doughnut you ate on them
  8. Compression leggings...heading to the gym
  9. This isn’t always true...I have blue cross out of Illinois and there are doctors here that refuse to take out of state insurance
  10. That’s why I look through my insurances online system....tells me who takes it so I don’t waste my fucking time
  11. Took me a bit but i found a picture of me and my brother
  12. Holy fuck...were y’all captured by isis?
  13. Imma fuck the shit outta you....
  14. you dare question the logic of daddy woo woo?
  15. "it looks like shaq's arm palming a basketball" - @Rogue_Alphonse
  16. The last one is called the tombstone because the next thing you get to look forward to is death
  17. I like to put mine in the freezer between washes
  18. Oh yeah....you’re a gonna get raped in prison
  19. I would be talking to the police issuing an arrest for that warrant of yours
  20. i wasnt fucking talking to you chode...piss off beta
  21. that it....im sold....need to hit up the sissy of freemont st.
  22. that laugh....gets a girl everytime....
  23. Yeah but when I’m funny it’s genuine...whereas you’re becoming a try hard
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