Still Me

Fist of doom

Eh...I’d fuck it

My favorite card was skull lair.....oh and the berserk dragon.... what am I?

im trying so hard not to doze off in this Waffle House.... did you know you basically drunk text when you’re this tired.....thanks autocorrect

You son of a bitch...

I like when I don’t get phone calls.... i like it even more when the phones are busted at work and I don’t get those phone calls either... ”yes, uh...I was calling cause I uh, wanted to know if my doctor called in a script and uuuuh..blah blah blah” shut the fuck up, tell me your last name so I can tell you no and hang up...I got shit to DOOOOO

Maybe his nuts will finally drop this year...cause growing up is hard

*totally just bought a series 3 Apple watch* yeah... me too... <_< >_>

Aww here I was thinking the nano....

Oh I’m sure he’ll love that...we can make a trash sculpture with it...

Na...I sent LB to the store...I just finished cutting it up...it was a perfect one too...peak ripeness...deep red, soft, and sweet as fuck... delicious... side note...you build that catapult...I want lawningos...

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They can....but I already know...

Yeah...it really doesn’t mean much when you haven’t seen em

It’s really not much of a dlc at that stop...I’m not a fan...and HELL YEAH you have to get that AC gear...it looks BA

Uuuugh gurrrrl.... this game is so good....I want another one...... and im still waiting for that DLC....

Wellllllll depends on the person... not gonna lie...some days my tits are SLAMIN...keeping right where they need to be...hitting the shirt right... and as long as he’s a close friend...or..:very very gay...complement my tits allllll day...I dun kerr

Wait...in fractured? Oh I love the grid system...thought it was gonna suck...but it made it more challenging

So much better

No i don’t think you need a hair cut...I do think you need more volume....go get you some tresemme

Well....your wrong...black people DO burn in the sun... and I do rock any hairstyle I want cause I don’t give a fuck what people think and since I have good hygiene...my hair is never greasy

Why would I be jealous? I’m thinner than you, I have my own hair, and I’m white...

Your head...your eyes