Still Me

I don’t like birbs

get your bitch one of these..... Mah bitch gettin one too @Sawdamizer (yeah blah blah Texas sucks, customizes to your state, helps a shelter)

Don’t think you’ll like what I’ve found... Then again as of late...st Lucia has been speaking to my fucking soul...enjoy...or don’t...I don’t care...

I’m so furious.... I’m gonna punch this asshole in the throat...

As real as fuggs hot tub

Or incur another imaginary girlfriend thread

Certainly not in one of your threads *sarcastic laughter*

Oh this was a serious thread? Cause I was not prepared....

Oh fuck that...no.... i mean when I see someone struggling with something and I can help I’ll say “oh honey, I’ll get that for you”.... but that’s the only time I’ll use hun in any context.... now the fuckers that say “god bless”...can eat a dick

I’ll try harder next time

My hormones went off today too...they said “and now....UTERUS...EXPLODE” .....

I give awesome gifts too.... if we do another board secret Santa...join it

to defeat, the huns...

I like when you eat your words

I’ve dissected a frog once.... i also dissected an earthworm, pig, and a cows eye ahhhh the memories of high school...

This is the only true heaven

Yeah but that means I have to wait till October to buy a new handbag...

This is true

shed some light into your life, get a fleshlight

It’s your divining rod of pleasure

But isn’t this what we all pursue?

I work in a pharmacy....so my pharmacy benefits are bitchin...I don’t pay more than $5 for any script

Ha...hahahahaha